She’s a slow leak in her right breast
And a standpipe on the left,
There are several milking vessels
Being sterilized to death;
Stout aiding lactation
As fenugreek is not creating
And anise is stimulating
Childhood visions of class hatred.
And it’s budget day so no doubt
Cash matters will be flouted,
And maybe bad debts outed,
In-between his feeding habits;
For he’s thriving very proudly,
And today weighed over five pounds,
So the mixture going down him
Must be finding fertile ground.